KAZI AKIB BIN ASAD

Ugh, this heat is terrible.

Why did I have to show up here? This is a terrible place for a goru’r haat . The turnout isn’t that good, parts of the fence around the perimeter are broken, and I can easily count all the loose nooses from a mile away.

Loose noose. Hah, bless my wordplay skills.

I haven’t had food since sunrise. My stomach is growling louder than all the collective mooing around this—

What the hell? Eww. Did I just step on gobor ?! Who on earth decided to take this big a dump right behind me? C’mon, man. This is not cool.

And no, I don’t want your stupid garland, kid! Get out of my face.

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“ Abbu , I want this cow!”