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The seven stages of working life
YOUR work and your personal achievements remain a major focus these days, or so the contents of my mailbag suggest, so let's return to that subject.
William Shakespeare said that a person went through ’seven ages of life.’
I think the immortal bard was spot on.
Here are The Seven Stages of Working Life. Which stage are you at? Stage One: The intern
Arrives late. Explains that he got lost. Told to make coffee. Makes undrinkable black gunge. Sits in on meetings at which he realises, with horror, that he knows nothing about anything being discussed. Spends most of the day feeling terrifyingly useless. Asks inane questions such as: "Please, sir, do we have to ask before we go to the toilet?" At midday, eats packed lunch from home.
Stage two:Thc short-contract worker
Arrives early. Waits outside till a staff member arrives with a key. Devotes all his energy to volunteering for assignments because he is desperate to get hired full-time. At lunch, he eats sandwiches at his desk while doing everyone else's work. He leaves the office last, at 9:00 pm, but still arrives the next morning before the rest of us.
Stage three:The new hire
Arrives slightly before other staff. First to take his seat at meetings. Talks constantly about "our vision." Starry-eyed and enthusiastic. Does much of the work that gets done, although he is constantly interrupted by older staff wandering into his room to sit on his
desk and spout rubbish. Leaves at 8:00 pm.
Stage four:The experienced executive Arrives at exactly 9:00 am, not a minute early or late. Has a lot of work to do, but spends most of his time transferring it to other people. Occasionally buys lunch at the wine bar for people at stages one, two and three, because he enjoys the way they worship him. Leaves at7:00 pm.
Stage five: The senior manager
Strolls into the office at 9:40. Cannot avoid work completely, but does the bare minimum. Lunches at private club, practicing his "vice president" look of worldliness and ennui so as to
be ready for the next stage. Sneaks out of the office on the dot of 6:00 pm.
Stage six: Vice president
Languidly ambles into the office around 11:00. Finds work a total bore, so he gets people at stages one, two, three and four to do all of his work for him. Spends most of the day sitting on the desks of new hires to give them the benefits of his wisdom. Leaves the office at 5:00 pm pretending to be on the way to a client meeting.
Stage seven: Chairman
Arrives late. Explains that he got lost because his memory is not what it was. Serves coffee from private percolator. Turns out to be undrinkable black
gunge. Sits in on meetings at which he realises, with horror, that he no longer knows anything about what is being discussed. Spends most of the day feeling terrifyingly useless. Asks inane questions all the time, such as: "Shall we open some overseas offices, or have we already done that sort of thing?” Before leaving at 3:00 pm, he eats packed lunch from home because he can't eat anything without bran.
It's the circle of life.
By the way, every time you start a new job, you usually go back several stages. For example, I'm not a kid, but I am at Stage Three in my current job. What stage are yoU at?