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Asian celebrities’ turn to squirm
TOP US gossip magazine The Hollywood Reporter is beefing up its operations in Asia, believing the region will become a major source of celebritynews.
Er, we have news for them. It already is. In the Google charts for Asian countries, scandal-hit Chinese singer Edison Chen, for example, has been scoring way higher than scandal-hit American singer Britney Spears. So today, let's have a celebrity news round-up.
Reader Sunita Chanu, an accountant, tells me her best friend is seeing two guys. "One is always taking about his metatarsals, while
the other boasts about his megapixels," she said. "She prefers the photographer, but how do we know she won't end up like the girl from 1\vins?" she asked, referring to Gillian Chung, one of the girls in a recent scandal in which the bedroom photos of keen photographer Edison Chen ended up on the Internet.
Ten Ways to Tell if the Guy You Are Dating Has Edison Chen Syndrome
• The first time he met you, he gazed at you through a frame he made with his thumbs and index fingers.
• Then he held a light meter in front of your face.
• Then your legs.
• The bulge in his pocket was a 600 millimetre zoom lens.
• When he took you to the movies, he waited for the love scenes and made notes on all the camera angles.
• One of the first questions he asked you was: "By the way, can you do the splits’"
• You notice there is a make-up artist permanently on stand-by in the corridor outside his bedroom.
• The only furniture in his bedroom is a bed and a tripod.
• Then you notice the 17 computer-controlled spotlights on his ceiling.
• Whenever he starts to gets romantic, he mumbles to liim-self: "Action. Take one."
The new Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd apologised for his country's past injustices and human rights violations. However, he still hasn't said anything about Kylie Minogue.
It’s hard to feel sorry for Prince Harry, who this week is settling back to his life in his palace in London after being "outed" in Iraq. The horror of war has never been more succinctly captured than in
this exchange between two soldiers in a UK television show called Blackadder:
"If we do happen to tread on a mine, sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
A reader wrote to me about Britney Spears, who has lost her reputation, her money, her sanity, and her children. Meanwhile, her little sister Jamie-Lynn, 16, is pregnant. Now we hear their mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on "parenting." I suppose the book's subtitle could be: "How nottodoit."
Reader Lincoln Lee, who works in one of Hong Kong's biggest companies, writes: "I had a memo from our information technology department this morning about an impending upgrade to my computer. It asked if I needed to watch 'steaming videos.' I think she may have meant's treaming videos.'"
Or she may have been referring to Edison Chen, of course.
Tomorrow. From pestilent celebrities to pestilent germs.
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