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Where did it come from?
DURING the recent Athens Olympic Games' nauguration programme a question has indeed hit my mind.That is: where did the water on the stadium come from? I've inquired much to get the answer of this question from many people. And now, here I am, to present you the result of the inquiry.Hereitgoes:
The Intellectual: Hmm, let me think.. .water? Yes, yes, water.. .hey, give me a week's time. I'll certainly bring the right answer to you. (That Intellectual has been missing from that day.)
The Nerd: water? What's that? (Oops! Wrong person.)
The Physicist: well, you've to understand that.They've forced the soil and thus water has risen from the ground level. Want a practical class forthat? (911,1'm in danger).
The chemist: that’s so simple. The soil contained so much H that it reacted with the O in theairand prodiicedH O.Let me explain how... (let me escape first!) '
The mathematician: Huh! You couldn't solve this easy equation (?!). First subtract the grass, then multiply the smoothness of the soil and finally add the water on the soil. And thus you can get the imminent value of water... (Hopeless case).
The Computer Scientist: Oh! Don't you know? It wasn't water actually. It was only a graphical trick played by the Tricky Software'. And you know what; I was also involved in making this software. I was the one who first said that the stadium can be flooded by floodwater and hearing my words they made this software. So I hope you can understand my contribution to the world's IT sector. But the government doesn't even seem to listen... (Phew! Thanks for your valuable lecture. Now leave me alone, my honourable contributor,& oblige me thereby).
The poet: wow, water in the field/1 wanna build/ a piece of poem / which will enlighten... no, not matching. Let me go home. In a week I'll present you a perfect poem about it completely written by mel (What was the question, by the way?)
The Psychologist: Hmm, the psychological term says that water has an inner desire to enter the field.That's why every year our fields are being flooded by water. (Wow, cool philosophy. At last we've found out why every year flood isoccurred.)
The Economist: Uf! Again those waters have flooded the fields.How can the economical status of a country improve if there’s no fertile land available for cultivation? (Excuse me; I was talking about Olympic Games in Athens).
The Farmer Oh noooooo.the fields have been flooded again. Where should I go? How should I live? How should I support my family? What a disaster (Oh noooooo, please don't cry. It’s not a matter of fact. It’s in Athens, not in Bangladesh. Flood water has gone a few days ago!)
The sportsmen: UP. Don’t disturb me. I'm busy with Olympic Games now. No matter if the stadium is covered with water...what? Water in the stadium? Oh, no, then where should the 1000 metres race occur? My gold medal.. .oh no... (Applause to the player who has lost before playing the game).
The Baby: Mum! I wanna drink muuummm. Give me mum, you’ve taken it to Athens. You're the culprit who has stolen my mum and provided it to theGreek.
Ahem! At last I have been blamed to do this! None can do any noble work in this country peacefully. I'm going to Brazil. I'll let you know about my research works from there later.Tillthen.adios.
ByFahminaNahld