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They Said What?
THE summer has started, and with it comes conversations that you don't hear during the rest of the year.
As is my policy, I will provide you with some of the things you can say on vacation to get people's attention.
If Alan Greenspan calls. I'll take it in the library."
"If you can't live with a bull stock market, you can't live at all.''
"When I think of what the government did to Microsoft. I want to cry."
"Al Gore is a lot of fun."
"George Bush is as much fun as Al Gore, and the public can expect a Tot of laughs when they talk atomic energy ."
"1 was told if 1 gave to either campaign I could sleep in the White House."
"I'll talk about Hillary, but I won't vote for her."
"I'll vote for her. but 1 won't talk about her."
"Can anyone answer the tough questions on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'?”
"If I win the million dollars. I’m going to give it back to Regis Philbin because he's a really nice guy."
"I'm against the death penalty unless the mechanic forgot to work on my car."
"I'm for gun control as long as Pat Buchanan shoots himself in the foot.''
"1 bought a Prozac pill for $500 and sold it to a friend for $12,500."
"I don't think we should give Elian Gonzalez back to Castro unless he trades us two Cuban relief pitchers and a shortstop."
"The more 1 talk about golf, the more interesting I become."
"If 1 get a call from the pope. I'll take it in the library."
"I may not agree with what the Supreme Court justices have to say. but I will defend to the death their right to say it."
"We have children, so may wife and 1 never go into the Jacuzzi at the same time."
My son just finished college, and every time he sees a help-wanted sign he gets sick to his stomach."
"My daughter doesn't want to get married until she can put the Time Warner-AOL deal together.”
"I used to smoke, but now I get my kicks out of suing the tobacco companies."
"If a virus gets into my computer. I'm going to shoot it."
"Here's a joke I just got in my e-mail."
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