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Ladies for Your Kind Information

By Shoeb Saleheen
It's quite interesting to sec that the greatly agitated Farah Hannan, though having a "long experience with men'' failed to see the inner meaning of men's actions No offence meant, but I think that her acquaintance with men was confined within a small group of stereotyped cases Because, most actions of men that she pointed out as ' mistakes" are not performed by the ordinary guy. And here are some more rebuttals.
Simple, good guys like us do not wear jewelry or earrings. And, we laugh at those who wear that silly stuff.
We always use our own type of perfume. I even have proof of you women wearing guys' perfumes But the most astonishing thing is that, when asked for the reason, they coolly reply that they wear it because they like it (•!!@ #°o)
Your need for a haircut is not our problem. The enigma is the way you cut it We have a sense of embarrassment too. and we feel it when we have to go out with girls like you, with haircuts, that makes you look like a "Ghar-cheela-moorgi" (Chicken with its neck shaven).
About the "10 Rules"., can you give us one rule that will work on you and that we can also give back to you? (Apart from emptying the moneybag)
The guy who hires the rickshaw for you Is just being chivalrous and he gets this in return! You should feel that you are more impor ent to hifh than the phone call. So be pleased!
Yes, you do think about other things beside him, but cannot share It with him because he does not think about the latest in the Hindi trash or the dress by Ritu Berry or Raspberry what is-her-name, and that makes you mad. Well, we also think about some other things like computers, good music and SCI-tech. And I haven't seen a single girl with whom I can talk about digital things When you try' to talk "digital" with a girl you usually find out she thinks that the computer is something more evil than a Playstation Why? Because she has played only "Paranoid" in it! What do you guys reading this think?
All right, we will cut our long hair. Just promise us that you wouldn't run after that Poppy Deol.
The guy who asks if he is a fool well, it Is pretty clear that he has realized the solemn truth and is only asking for your opinion, because he considers you as a good friend And if you are one. then you should try to make him confident enough to face life. If you don't he may lose control over himself and do terrible stuff
I'm quoting you, Farah "Girls surrounding you Is really the ugliest" What does this line mean? Is the guy ugly or the girls? Or the instance of surrounding him? Well, if the guy is ugly, then why are you dating him? And if the girls are ugly, that means you are ugly too. because you are not only surrounding him, you are his girlfriend! And. that line states one thing clearly. You are one jealous girlfriend!
about the kitchen work I'm saying this from my personal experience Put yourself in my shoes. How would you feel ii.you help out at the kitchen for a few days, and find your sister going out with her friends while you are standing at the sink doing the dishes?
He's running his hand through his hair okay, he forgot to gel it because he was In a hurry for that date with you. And he's only trying to look good. We all do want to look good don't we?
Smart guys don't shout for stuff. They ask for it in the smart way. and they get it too!
There are many other things that you should learn about men. but I'm afraid that will make this article unnecessarily long. But I can offer you some sounds advice Start dating normal guys (hke me, for instance) instead of those jewelry-wearing button-flapping, collar-flying Salmon Khans of yours. That will change your idea and attitude concerning men
Note: Shoeb in this write-up of his. is trying to give an answer to a similar piece written for men by Farah Hannan and published in the RS few weeks ago. we found the DEBATE rather an enlightening one and decided to finally print it.